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Thorold Vs. The World 2006

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UP FOR GRABS

It's been a long year for the fabled Thorold Vs. the World Trophy. After travels all over the World with the winning 2005 squad, the jewel of golf is now back in the hands of tournament organizers, under lock and key in an undisclosed location. Over the course of the next month and a half the prettiest lady in golf will be repaired (after a breif mishap in Merriton), rested and buffed up so it is ready for it's biggest day of the year June 24, 2006. She is up for grabs again in the sixth installment of Golf's biggest tournament. Last year the Wold jumped out to an overall lead in titles with it's Third win leaving a disappointed Thorold side with just Two Victories. The tournament has gained momentum over the years and organizers have had to limit press passes to 115 this year in order to control the event. If anyone needs more than 15 family passes to the event, please contact the TVSW planning committee immediately.

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ASK SKEETER

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Dear Skeeter, I am a devoted golfer- but even more so a devoted member of my golf team. Against my fiancee's wishes, I had a relatively large graphic of a ship tatooed accross my back to celebrate my Thorold heratige (and to hopefully rally my team for this year's TVSW tourney. My problem is that I am slated to get married in July and don't know how I will survive the honeymoon without my fiancee seeing the artwork. She will divorce me if she finds out. Please help.

Signed,

M.M.


Dear M.M., This problem is simple. Once your team has rallied around your new artistic addition and won this years tournament, tell your new wife that you got drunk at the celebration, passed out and woke up with a sore ass in a room full of sailors. She will be so concerned for your emotional state that the fact that they may have tatooed their boat on your back will be an afterthought.

Yours in Golf,

Skeeter